“I once gave a girl a bloody fake ear in a Tiffany jewlery box with a letter that said ‘Will you Gogh to prom with me?’ Yeah, I guess I’m a romantic.” -Matthew Gray Gubler
Reblog for the last one
it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate
So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created
Forever reblog because of the door handle guy.
RELEVANT TO HUMANITY
Relevant to tumblr.
Relevant to existence.
I am afraid this is actually a true thing, whether you want it to be true or not.